Amnesia

One day, my guy shows me this youtube clip of a game called Amnesia: The Dark Descent.  I watched it, and it was very frightening.  So, boyfriend then informed me that you "have to" play it in the dark, and with headphones.  This, I then told him, is a terrible idea.  Why would anyone WANT to scare them self that badly?  Who is this stupid?  To put the icing on the cake, he suggested I try this.  Below is my well thought out interpretation of what would happen if I ever play Amnesia.......

I will never, ever, play Amnesia.