Amnesia

One day, my guy shows me this youtube clip of a game called Amnesia: The Dark Descent.  I watched it, and it was very frightening.  So, boyfriend then informed me that you "have to" play it in the dark, and with headphones.  This, I then told him, is a terrible idea.  Why would anyone WANT to scare them self that badly?  Who is this stupid?  To put the icing on the cake, he suggested I try this.  Below is my well thought out interpretation of what would happen if I ever play Amnesia.......

I will never, ever, play Amnesia.

Food Coma

This past Thanksgiving I ate way more than I should've, just like everyone else who ever had a Thanksgiving dinner.  Later that night, I went on Facebook and saw posts like, "OMG. Food Coma! lols!" and "Turkey overload! Food Coma!".  After about the 1,000th time I read a post like that, it got really annoying, so I made this to put things in perspective.... A very twisted, but interesting perspective....

I realized after I finished this drawing, that I made the characters a mire-poix.  I can say it.... I amaze myself sometimes.

Love my BF

So, I woke up this am depressed as hell.  I get on gchat and talk to my bf for a little bit.  He said something and then I was all, "OMG! F U!".  After a cig and time to think, I wrote him an email that was all, "I'm sorry I'm a crazy bitch, but waa waa life is hard!"  to which he replied something like "yes, but that is why I'm here for you. <3 "  To show my gratitude, I made this.....

Enjoy!

Slices of Heaven Covered in Angel Sauce

Ok, this all started as a conversation between my bestie and myself on gchat....


Me: Only 90 minutes til T2!  omfg I'm so excited!
Bestie:  Me too! Although, I've never been, so I have no idea what I'm excited about.
Me: It's like slices of heaven covered in angel sauce.


Soooo..... we went T2 (http://www.yelp.com/biz/tompkins-square-bar-and-grill-westchester) and had amazeballs in awesome sauce (that drawing is in the works).  Also, I drew "Lady town" on Chad's take-out box.  Get it?  He's going to eat out of a..... never mind.
Now, if we flash back to earlier in the week, that's when I discovered the joys of Paint!  I sent an email to my boyfriend about these misshappen ameoba leather skirts that we got at my work, and drew a picture of said skirts. They were impossible to fold and made me very annoyed.  In response to my picture, he requested a pig in a go kart, "You did depict this quite well, my dear. Had the skirt made more sense I would have commended you on your artistry. If I may, I'd like to request a piggie riding a go kart for your next piece. I would so enjoy that."  Of course, I had to accept this challenge to maintain the boss role in our relationship (because if I can doodle, I win? YES!).  Here it is:

After his many praises, I told my Bestie how much fun I was having with paint.  That is where this piece comes in.  Per our earlier conversation regarding sliced heaven with angel sauce, the masterpiece has been done upon her request:

Also, I must give special thanks to the Bestie for finding the name untouched on blogspot.  My glass is raised to you my dear.  Enjoy.